Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Of all the Blurrest Mistakes, This Is ONE of 'Em!!

When my sister read the title, she said she didn't get it. Never mind that, let me tell you the story behind it.

It all started a long long time ago when a family of four decided to make a two day trip to Ipoh. Naturally, the eldest beloved daughter, who was feeling frazzled after enduring a major exam was delighted about it. Ipoh was famed for good food and lovely scenery. Heh, even "The King and I" was filmed there.

So they made the 4 hour trip there while the younger sister was complaining about how boring life was gonna get. Even the special bonus of stopping by the hot spring didn't cheer her up. Did you know what happened when they reached the hot spring??

Elder sister : Aaugh, it's so hot! I don't want to go!!
Younger sister: Waa, mum, it's so nice and warm in the water!! Let's stay here longer.

Reverse roles. I hated the hot springs because everybody was dipping their sweaty stinky bodies into the SAME big pool. Ugh. Plus my mum wasn't pleased with my black face, even though i tried telling her about epithelial skin cells and urine being part of the major components in that hot spring pool.

After an excruciating hour at the baking pool, the family of 4 resumed the journey and reached Ipoh at 2 in the afternoon. The rest of the day was spent napping and taking pictures of the sky. At least the cool wind and yummy dim sum made the elder sister feel better. The next day, after enjoying hot hakka mee for breakfast, they went back to Petaling Jaya because mum was coming down with a headache.

The next day, the elder sister was happily clearing her piles of buku rujukan for recycling when she found an SPBT book. That day was Tuesday, 2nd of December 2008, time 3.47 pm in the afternoon.

Before i end, anyone who wants to return their SPBT books because they missed the other days should contact the nearest SPBT member they can find. Then, after a few sms's, you'll be connected to the president of SPBT who will tell you what to do. Finally, if you have read until here and still don't get it,I suggest you call my sister and ask for an explanation. She might not answer because she's been brought up not to talk to strangers.

Have a good day.

Monday, December 1, 2008

We Aren't forever Young You knoW!!!!

yo people!! this is a new chapter to lifeless angsana.

why?

cuz it has changed from lifeless to HALF-DEAD!!!

so who is responsible? Well, there are 3 parties who are guilty, try reading on to see if you fit into all three. AHEM:

Party #1 :Doesn't know that they are a part of "lifeless angsana" and so they blissfully go on the internet without checking this blog. Booo you noobies!!

Party #2 :Have a secret grudge for the creators of this blog (guys, you have three candidates to pick from) and so they avoid this blog like a plague.

Party #3 :They know about it but don't think it worth their precious time. Hmm, no hard feelings for this party but you still should at least give a comment. I'll give you an example.

Suk Ting : Waaa.. so dead wan this blog
Chee Meng : .....
Wah Heng :That's very true. Anyone wan to play DotA with me?
Sam :No.

See! These kind of comments at least make the blog seem like it's breathing. We can be lifeless in real life, but it doesn't mean we make our future selves seem lifeless! Got to have "harga diri".

Can you imagine being 30 years old and looking back to this blog? You want to find that piece of you when SPM was all that mattered, when Pn ting forced all kinds of paperwork on you, when Moral was so boring and you wished perhimpunan wasn't so long.......

and because you belong to the parties mentioned above, you can't find that piece of you. (this is the moment you dry your red eyes and blow your stuffy nose). So in all seriousness, spread the "lifeless" love to everyone. I promise you that no disciplinary action will be taken against you, because we've kissed form % GOODBYE!!

Plus, we're too young to kena ISA, the most is juvenile detention. And the pengawas are no longer pengawas.
ok, case closed.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Must Read---- The story of Ah Singh

Hey people, click on it to enlarge this thing....
must read it... its very funny...lol


Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Catching Up Part 2











Retard 4.0-9.0


moving on...next!
In conjunction to Merdeka day, our class built this structure to show our love for our country...









Gheyness unrated...

theres a few more pics....but something wrong wif the uploading...

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Catching up Part 1

hey guys...yes, i know u miss me but we all know why i've been absent for the last month. so here i'm gonna post what we've been missing out on for the past two months...
but first and foremost, Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri to all our malay friends

August
Merdeka month... yeah, so?
well,a few of our classmates participated in the Merdeka Marathon, Here r the pics


Retard 1.0



Retard 2.0



Retard 3.0

retard4.0 and 5.0 will be posted in Part 2 as it is not with me now...
and Yong Hui, before u get agitated, it's not abt u...

1 more thing, can somebody contact Shen Yen to tell her to send me the Pics? i've been waiting for over a month...
Shen Yen Dum Dum....


-Zhe Kai-

Friday, August 22, 2008

BREAKFAST AT McD

Breakfast at McDonald's

This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!):


I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree.


The last class I had to take was Sociology.


The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with.


Her last project of the term was called, 'Smile.'


The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions.


I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say hello anyway. So I thought this would be a piece of cake.


Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son, and I went out to McDonald's one crisp March morning.


It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son.


We were standing in line, waiting to be served, when all of a sudden everyone around us began to back away, and then
even my husband did.


I did not move an inch... an overwhelming feeling of panic welled up inside me as I turned to see why they had moved.

As I turned around I smelled a horrible 'dirty body' smell, and there standing behind me were two poor homeless men.


As I looked down at the short gentleman, close to me, he was 'smiling'.


His beautiful sky blue eyes were full of God's Light as he searched for acceptance.


He said, 'Good day' as he counted the few coins he had been clutching.


The second man fumbled with his hands as he stood behind his friend. I realized the second man was mentally challenged and the blue-eyed gentleman was his salvation.


I held my tears as I stood there with them.


The young lady at the counter asked him what they wanted.


He said, 'Coffee is all Miss' because that was all they could afford. (If they wanted to sit in the restaurant and warm up, they had to buy something. He just wanted to be warm).


Then I really felt it - the compulsion was so great I almost reached out and embraced the little man with the blue eyes.


That is when I noticed all eyes in the restaurant were set on me, judging my every action.


I smiled and asked the young lady behind the counter to give me two more breakfast meals on a separate tray.


I then walked around the corner to the table that the men had chosen as a resting spot. I put the tray on the table and laid my hand on the blue-eyed gentleman's cold hand.


He looked up at me, with tears in his eyes, and said, 'Thank you.'


I leaned over, began to pat his hand and said, 'I did not do this for you. God is here working through me to give you hope.'


I started to cry as I walked away to join my husband and son. When I sat down my husband smiled at me and said, 'That is why God gave you to me, Honey, to give me hope.'


We held hands for a moment and at that time, we knew that only because of the Grace that we had been given were we able to give.


We are not church goers, but we are believers.


That day showed me the pure Light of God's sweet love.


I returned to college, on the last evening of class, with this story in hand.


I turned in 'my project' and the instructor read it.


Then she looked up at me and said, 'Can I share this?'


I slowly nodded as she got the attention of the class.


She began to read and that is when I knew that we as human beings and being part of God share this need to heal people and to be healed.


In my own way I had touched the people at McDonald's, my son, instructor, and every soul that shared the classroom on the last night I spent as a college student.


I graduated with one of the biggest lessons I would ever learn:


UNCONDITIONAL ACCEPTANCE.


Much love and compassion is sent to each and every person who may read this and learn how to


LOVE PEOPLE AND USE THINGS - NOT LOVE THINGS AND USE PEOPLE.


There is an Angel sent to watch over you.


In order for her to work, you must pass this on to the people you want watched over.


An Angel wrote:


Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.


To handle yourself, use your head.


To handle others, use your heart.


God Gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest.


Send it back, you'll see why !


A Box of gold


*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*


With a secret inside


that has never been told


*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*


This box is priceless


but as I see


*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*


The treasure inside is


precious to me


*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*


Today I share this


treasure with thee


*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*


It's the treasure of


friendship you've


given me.


*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Trip to Pusat Sains Negara

Yesterday, our class made a trip to Pusat Sains Negara for a talk on careers in pharmacy,(and boy...what a boring talk)needless to say, our very Angsanians did what they do best...make a fool out of themselves :

Rui Wei, on the Bus


Refreshments...


Phui Yi... whats she doing? don't ask...must have been something interesting to keep her there for 10 minutes...XD


Yong Hui... notice the 'For six years and below sign'?


Zu Wen...with his new 'Breast'


Eunice(not in pic) with her Penis and Uterus





See what i meant???


~Zhe Kai~

Sunday, August 3, 2008

5 Angsana Gossip Mag August Edition

Career Options
Most likely to be:



Engineers - Adrian, Rui wei, Jun Xing, Zhe Kai, Zu Wen



Managers of Fast Food Chains - Zi Qian, Yong Hui, Yan Shan, Stefanie



on SPCA Wanted List - Shih Yan, Eunice, Phui Yi, Harendran,



Pls tell me if i missed out anyone...

~Zhe Kai~